Sparkle Parties

breakingbreakfast:

Goodnight, sweet prince.

all-this-goddamn-pastry:

they had their snapchat privilege revoked after that

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

erisolsies - eridan voice actors be like
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erisolsies:

eridan voice actors be like

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

trilliondollarbooty:

deviantart:

We’d watch.
“Not Coming This Fall" by *kevinbolk
fandom davejohn
dave: i have no emotion i love eating johns ass
john: omg...... dave thats homo!
dave: but i am homo
john: ....m-maybe i am too
*pornstar scene sloppy kiss*
canon davejohn
dave: I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE APPLE JUICE BOTTLE AGAIN
john: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT
dave: I WANTED SOME MORE APPLE JUICE
john: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU GET APPLE JUICE
dave: ITS NOT MOVING
john: IM TAKING YOU TO THE ER
dave: I CANT HAVE ANY FUCKING CHILDREN
heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure